omfg u guise plants r living 2

they hav feelingz

did u not c TEH HAPENING?

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catsonflyingbikes:

Well excuse you but he HAPPENS to be my dad. Sort of…not genetically anyway. Not sure how long he’ll call me daughter considering I’ve eaten all his bananas and cookies, but that’s neither here nor there.

BEARS don’t need shoes. Now if you’ll excuse me *She lifts the shoe up to her ear* ELLO? ELLO GUVNA I NEED BACK UP TO BRING DOWN A LARGE KOALA BEAR. OKAY? OKAY. CHEERIO. *puts the shoe down as if she was hanging up a phone.*

His daughter? I… I’ve gone mad, haven’t I? Completely mad. *he mutters to himself, watching the strange being with a raised brow. He sputters a little when she starts speaking into the shoe, and attempts to snatch it out of her hand*I- HEY *bites his hand as she spots him attempting to steal the shoe* NO! BAD!

Wha- HEY! *she bites his hand as she spots him trying to take the shoe* NO! BAD!

4 months ago

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catsonflyingbikes:

*she turns around and faces him*

My name is Katie. I’m a Time Lady living in the last TARDIS in existence and these *points at the shoes* are mine now.

You’re one of the Doctor’s pets, aren’t you? *the Master asks, raising a brow in agitation. There is something very, very off about her, but he can’t place it*

And no, those are mine, and I would very much like them back.

Well excuse you but he HAPPENS to be my dad. Sort of…not genetically anyway. Not sure how long he’ll call me daughter considering I’ve eaten all his bananas and cookies, but that’s neither here nor there.

BEARS don’t need shoes. Now if you’ll excuse me *She lifts the shoe up to her ear* ELLO? ELLO GUVNA I NEED BACK UP TO BRING DOWN A LARGE KOALA BEAR. OKAY? OKAY. CHEERIO. *puts the shoe down as if she was hanging up a phone.*

4 months ago

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